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Laugh it up Fuzzball

Welcome to SWG LQGaming's Humor Section. While the Galactic Civil War is serious business, we at SWG LQGaming are not. So we felt it only right to poke some fun at our favorite MMORPG. In this section you'll find comics, funny screenshots, and anything else that makes us laugh. If you have something funny you'd like to add to Laugh It Up, Fuzzball!, don't hesitate to let us know. You can email your humor to us at SWG LQGaming with the subject 'Humor'. Be sure to include your site nick as well as your in-game name and server so we can blame... err, so you can take credit for your submission! Please, this is a PG-rated site, so no profanity, nudity, or anything risqué. Well, you can send them for us but we won't post them. ;-)

WoW! What Enhancements!

Top 10 Signs You're a Star Wars Addict

10. An SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
9. You truly believe you are strong in the Force.
8. You know at least 10 Star Wars website addresses by heart.
7. You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.
6. You called somebody "laserbrain' - and meant it.
5. You insist on telling people the odds about everything!
4. You can't pick up a flashlight without waving it around and humming.
3. James Earl Jones will ALWAYS be Darth Vader to you.
2. You shell out 10 bucks for a magazine that describes the planet Tatooine.

and the number 1 sign you're a Star Wars Addict...

1. You still have an active Star Wars Galaxies account post-NGE.

Hazard Play

The Real Truth About The Ending Of "The Empire Strikes Back"

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader :Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke :He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader :No... I am your father!

Luke :No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader :Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

Luke :NO!

Darth Vader :Yes, it is true.. and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke :Threepio?

Darth Vader :Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

Luke :No...

Darth Vader :Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke :I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader :When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke :Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader :Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"

Luke :Shut up...

Darth Vader :You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke :I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!

Darth Vader :Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

Luke :looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader :I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

Luke :takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader :looks after him.

Darth Vader :Get a haircut!

A New Meaning for 'Automated Cities'

We can't take credit for this one but we will take credit for posting it! We found it in a few places on the web so we can't say who originally wrote it but it's safe to say they got their inspiration from Jeff Foxworthy:

You Might be a Jedi Redneck If...

  • You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
  • Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
  • You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
  • You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
  • At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
  • There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
  • You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
  • You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
  • You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
  • You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
  • The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
  • Your Y-wing fighter has a bumper sticker that reads "My other fighter is an X-wing".
  • Wookies are offended by your B.O.
  • You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
  • Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
  • You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light..
  • If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"

Ah, Lore Inconsistancies!

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